On Realizing She Was Paying More Attention To Matthew Than Luke

"O Luke I apologize! I haven't loved you at all today...I was too busy loving Matthew. I haven't loved you one BIT!" (hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs)

After Being Asked If She Had Dreamed Of Cupcakes

"Yes. I did. I was a cupcake with strawberry frosteen and pearls and cherries on top. In a Hello Kitty cupcake holder. And I looked so pretty that I ate myself."

SOMETHING NEW!!! ARTWORK!!!

Until now, Violet's messages of love and hope and wisdom and glitter were limited to mere words on the screen. Now that I live in a real place with a real internet connection, I give you ARTWORK, complete with my own critique of the artist's work. ENJOY.

This work was a commission piece done for Chris Georgia. The reason for the word on the bottom is known only to the artist. I would like to point out that the word, "Poo" is in black....perhaps a statement on her mood. Also worth noting is the choice of punctuation. Poo is not a question or an exclamation, but rather an inevitability of life regardless of how many hearts you draw.

Violet Sings

"Shot through the heart, and you're too lame, you give luh huh huuuuuv a bad name."

After Hearing Me Say That Someone Didn't Have Two Brain Cells To Rub Together

"I have 69 brain cells................all for crafting."

After Overhearing Me Talking About The Flowers At The Nursery

"Can we go visit that flower daycare?"

On Seeing A Commercial Touting The "Features" Of Internet Service

"Mom what features do YOU have? Wait...no...You have a cooking feature and a loving feature. I have a crafting feature and a hugging feature. Lily has a cat feature and a hugging feature. Daddy has a building feature."