On Shoes

"Mom, do people name their shoes? I want to name mine Violet."

Ode To Bag Balm

"BAG BALM! BAG BALM! BAAAAAG BAAAAAAAALM! It's a bag with a bomb in it! BAG BALM BALM! It's a bag with a bomb in it!"

After Hugging Me

"I squeezed your eyeballs out. But don't worry....I have a whole backpack full of eyeballs. What color do you want? I have some that are strawberry eyes. They smell like STRAWBERRIES. Here. I will give you blues ones. (whispered) They smell like BLUEBERRIES and you can eat them if you get hungry."

On Superheroes

"I am Toothbrush Girl. I shoot blue toothbrushes from my hands. That is how I punch. The toothbrushes are only blue. There was a potion that turned my hair all blue like Watergirl only a different kind of blue. I also have secret powers and swords that are toothbrushes that are blue. Only one is pink, too."

On Our Car

"I wish our car was a monster truck. Then we could drive over the other cars."

On Our Cats

"I wish our cats were magic. Then they could talk and give us permission to do things. And they could run faster and merow louder. But only for a little bit of days, because if they did that all the days it would annoy you."

On Thanksgiving

"This Ganksgiving I am gankful for the gankful meal full of turkey that my mom made. Ganks."

Dear Santa

"Dear Santa,
I love you. I want a Paint My Teaset like I saw in the store. And a treasure chest filled with real treasure. That means plastic jewelry with REAL gems on it. And I want a computer to take pictures with and write my name on because there is always a 'V' on a computer."