On The Cheese Stick She Got Herself To Eat (Or Fractions With Violet)

"Half cheddar, half cheese stick, HALF AWESOMENESS."

On Christmas

"It doesn't matter if Christmas Day is a little bit snowy or a little bit sunny. Because what Christmas is about is LOVING and CARING. That's what it's about. And a little bit about presents."

On Asking Santa For A Friend For Barbie

Violet: "Maybe Santa could bring me a boy Barbie this year."

Me: "You mean Ken?"

Violet: "Noooooo. A different boy Barbie."

Me: "You mean Ken. His name is Ken."

Violet: "Ken is too weird a name. It sounds like HEN. I want a different boy Barbie"

Me: "You could call him something else. Whatever you want."

Violet: "YES! I will call him JAY...or no I WILL CALL HIM LARRY! THATS IT! HE WILL BE LARRY!"