Feliz Navidad

"Feliz La Ti Da. Feliz La Ti Da. Feliz La Ti Da La Ti Da Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo."

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"My eyeball toys don't shoot fire. If they did, it would be bad because our house would catch on fire and then the police would come and arrest all of us. I wouldn't want to be in jail because I would miss TV and also eating Pop-Tarts. So they don't shoot fire."

On Her Eyebrows

"LOOK! Look at my eyebrows. (wiggling of eyebrows) They're weeeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrd."

On Drooling On Her Fathers Pillow In Her Sleep

"Sometimes I like to sleep on my mouth."